Netflix Tagger
On paper, it sounds like a dream—watch Netflix all day and assign it categories like “Gritty Crime Drama Featuring a Strong Female Lead.” But in reality, it’s hours of analyzing minute details and tagging shows with painfully specific metadata. After the 9th romcom with the same plot, it becomes a slow descent into genre madness.
It’s not just watching—it’s algorithm feeding. You pause constantly, label scenes obsessively, and live in a spreadsheet while everyone assumes you’re just binge-watching for fun. Your soul dies a little every time you tag something “quirky coming-of-age comedy with light existential undertones.”
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