The Potato Invasion
No sane person could possibly imagine what this bizarre, spider-like monster actually is. One thing’s for sure, a kitchen takeover is imminent. You’d be shocked to learn that this monster is actually a bag of potatoes that’s been left to sit for far too long. In protest of not being used for cooking, they’ve grown ridiculously long roots in an effort to make their presence known.
tr
Note to self: Absolutely do not leave a bag of potatoes in the kitchen for months. You’ll end up discovering that you have extraterrestrial life living in your kitchen.
Advertisements
Advertisements